Raiders Welcomed to Vegas with Open Arms… and Open Legs

April 14, 2017
Posted in Humor, U.S.
April 14, 2017 Tim Preuss

Raiders Welcomed to Vegas with Open Arms… and Open Legs

Many Oakland Raiders fans were beyond disappointed when they learned that the team had finally made a deal to leave the city in search of a new home. The rumors around the move to Las Vegas, Nevada, overshadowing all of the 2016-2017 season, motivated the team to have one of its best seasons in years. Unfortunately, after quarterback Derek Carr suffered a broken fibula that put him on out of after for the season, the team didn’t make it far into the Playoffs.

Oakland fans continued to rally behind their team, urging owner Mark Davis to keep the team in the city. A deal was signed however, and it appears Las Vegas isn’t just welcoming the Raiders with open arms, but open legs as well.

Dennis Hof, owner of the Moonlight Bunny Ranch, a legal brothel in Nevada, is making plans for a new “Raiders” themed brothel. He announced plans in late March, and is expecting the bordello to be open by 2020, with special exclusive discounts to Raiders players.

 

Hof had had a license for a seventh brothel for sometime now, but was waiting for the perfect moment and reason to finally open. Now, with the Raiders’ move, he’ll be revamping an older brothel into “The Pirate’s Booty Sports Brothel”. A spokesman for Hof claims they may well begin referring to the legal prostitutes who will work at the bordello as “Tight ends” or “Wide receivers”.

For an evening filled with food, drinks, and legal sex, customers can expect to pay in the neighborhood of $5,000.

 

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Tim Preuss

Tim Preuss is the founder and CEO of Preuss Media LLC. Along with writing for PreussPodcast.com, he hosts the Tim Preuss Podcast Monday through Friday, available on iTunes, and regularly interviews prominent personalities within the liberty community.
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